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Born Demotivational Poster


RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm, #191728

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm, #162101
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm, #162098

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am, #147828
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm, #141488
Looks like a sh** from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm, #126970
This is a great sh** and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm, #124172
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am, #123062
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm, #122898
f***stick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and f***ing annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. f*** i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am, #122571
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America f*** YEAH attitude....however, this is a great jux***osition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm, #122522
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm, #122443
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm, #122401
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm, #122398
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm, #122397
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm, #122391
that caption is perfect


DEADPOOL - For him, Death is just a 10-second inconvenience. (And an ex-girlfriend.)




"MARINES" - Semper PIE


TAGS: army marines airborne infantry
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by aus012

eldashadow12 - April 17, 2013, 1:43 pm, #245125
No, this is just what happens when you intergrate soldiers with Marines.
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 6:01 pm, #225386
It's a lie! Tell me it's a lie! It's a Seabee, right?


DON'T CONFUSE ME. -




COMPLICATION... -


TAGS: complicated life born string attach
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - April 26, 2012, 2:16 pm, #233856
I don't know about the number of strings but thanks everyone... Honestly did not expect such a response... Cheers, once again :)
holymoly - April 26, 2012, 12:07 pm, #233849
Yep. Boys have 1 more string than girls do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2012, 11:59 am, #233848
Two strings?
holymoly - April 26, 2012, 10:03 am, #233843
Yes!!! Very nice. And some of us with 2 strings.
Zetmonk - April 26, 2012, 7:26 am, #233838
Well played!
Budog - April 26, 2012, 4:37 am, #233833
Thinking outside the box, or should I say uterus... 5L
GaryO - April 25, 2012, 10:51 pm, #233831
OOOOOH, yeah. 5ure ‘nough
M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2012, 9:01 pm, #233825
F***ing brilliant Ricky... 5L


PASSING ON -


TAGS: merecedes car airborn passing on
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:40 pm, #243309
All of the whiners can suck it, I laughed. Five stars.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 4, 2011, 4:44 pm, #220969
Oh no, I know it's an old joke, I just wanted to see it in poster form. I was wondering if a poster like this has been done already
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2011, 3:57 pm, #220967
It's an old joke.....word for word (A coworker of mine has it on his desk, my dad used to tell it,,,,etc) It's a jokefake......lowest of the low.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 4, 2011, 2:55 pm, #220964
wait, so it's been done before?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2011, 2:54 pm, #220963
You don't get Lions for adding a really old saying to a relevant pic. 2L


AIRBORNE - The REAL reason we jump out of "perfectly" good airplanes...


TAGS: c 130 crash airborne the real reason jump out of air planes
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by rick17126

sickartist - June 2, 2010, 6:25 am, #178800
5 All The Way L's
rick17126 - June 2, 2010, 3:06 am, #178797
Night time landings suck at times. Luckily none were killed though they did have some serious injuries.
Viper - June 2, 2010, 2:55 am, #178795
That sucks!
Cloudchaser - June 2, 2010, 12:21 am, #178788
I've seen other ph**os of this. The pilot was apparently directed to land on a runway that had a section removed for repair


ROCKS - Thats the way they are born.


TAGS: rocks born geology
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Frederico

Bartimaeus - September 6, 2009, 3:13 am, #115501
lol the guy from the Never Ending Story is getting some.


GET UP STAND UP -




STUPID -


TAGS: perseverence faith stubborn stupid hammy
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 8:43 pm, #233286
And that kids, is why I became a***ual.
crankyhead - April 14, 2012, 8:31 pm, #233284
5BJ, you might want to see a doctor about that. =)
5butjam - April 14, 2012, 8:20 pm, #233283
Pfft, you've not seen my man-staff, pretty sure that it's just as furry as any goat!
Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 7:19 pm, #233281
I will say yes to the mansaf, but the man-staff... sorry jammy... you're not exactly my type...not enough fur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 14, 2012, 3:42 pm, #233275
*man-staff. You want hammy to take your man-staff?
5butjam - April 14, 2012, 2:58 pm, #233274
Stop being fantastic and take my mansaf!
Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 12:16 pm, #233270
thank you :)
godblesstx - April 14, 2012, 7:39 am, #233250
funny -
Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 1:49 am, #233241
means a lot greens :D and yeah sure vundabar hehe *who is this guy ? *
LLmayhem - April 13, 2012, 11:18 pm, #233231
vundabar
Greeny - April 13, 2012, 7:32 pm, #233215
N1-fav'd


INTEGRITY -


TAGS: office staunch motivational stubborn
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 3:30 pm, #214215
Great posters this morning Smegdaniele.
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 3:00 pm, #214213
well 5aid


SO LOOK... - And so that truckers are born, jimmy.


TAGS: trucker born on truck
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by James

CANADA - January 8, 2010, 4:32 pm, #151165
LMAO @ fatt matt
Fatt Matt - January 8, 2010, 3:43 pm, #151157
There is a Optimus Prime prostate joke in there somewhere. He'll find it.
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 3:32 pm, #151154
I just wanted to be the first to say...Huh? And WTF?


MY DAUGHTER -


TAGS: wife bambi newborn shoot
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

Oiler - January 2, 2013, 9:50 pm, #242149
Have not been hanging around here for long...but your posts make me laugh. Good Stuff
holymoly - May 7, 2012, 12:20 pm, #234331
first laugh of the day. Thanks Bruzilla.. funny sh*t
Reality Lord - May 6, 2012, 8:07 pm, #234278

please, let me know if it works. i should have thought of that.


CHRISTMAS 1944 -


TAGS: 101st airborne bastogne belgium wwii
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

Marlfox - December 24, 2010, 5:28 pm, #208189
I noticed that too.
crankyhead - December 24, 2010, 3:02 pm, #208184
last night, for a few hours, everyone was a moderator. you could approve and reject posters at will, you could even ban people if you felt like it. I'm sure that it'll get corrected soon Space. =)
TheTrashHeap - December 24, 2010, 2:29 pm, #208183
Banned from voting?
spacedog - December 24, 2010, 2:04 pm, #208178
Nice poster Airman. I'd give it 5L but I'm banned from voting. Very good though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 9:44 am, #208170
Because I'm amsome, and my mother makes better spaghetti and meatballs than your mother does.
rerun - December 24, 2010, 9:42 am, #208169

now that the glitch has been addressed & fixed, how is that Mooooooooooo is still a mod?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 9:20 am, #208168
All hail Mr.M....King of the Internet!!!!
livegrape - December 24, 2010, 9:18 am, #208167
cool
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2010, 8:53 am, #208166
We are aware of the problem and are taking steps to correct it. Thank you for your concern.
bendarulz - December 24, 2010, 8:50 am, #208165
Someone might want to check the system.All the voter I.P.addresses are showing up underneath the ph**o's.
Cloudchaser - December 24, 2010, 12:23 am, #208156
Now I'm thinking of the Sabaton song Uprising
AdmiralAckbar - December 23, 2010, 11:07 pm, #208148
Brilliant
agdaniele - December 23, 2010, 9:49 pm, #208132
Excellence.
GySgt1811 - December 23, 2010, 1:48 pm, #208105
Good one Airman. I think the best present was when the clouds finally broke and Santa rode in on the Thunderbolts. 5 P-47's


WAKE UP... -




"AIR ASSAULT!!" - Either I'm getting "older" or the recruits are getting "YOUNGER!"


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard airassault airborne terrorist afghanistan iraq
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 12:26 pm, #121885
That's a great one, man, and a good strategy...5/5


HUMANS -


TAGS: cancer humans stubborn hammy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 6, 2011, 4:37 pm, #224029
well we caught it way too late.
falloutghoul - September 5, 2011, 11:02 pm, #223997
If we caught it early enough, treatment would've made it go away.


ALONE -




SO JIMBO -




SURPRISE - Epic


TAGS: fail female betrayal birthday life born baby black white
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by giulio

Ag218 - December 22, 2008, 3:46 pm, #46096
"Cubby Jr.? What an odd name..."


Stubbornness -




Two Most Important Days -




THE 60'S -


TAGS: deacade roast born 60 s
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by champ99

Greeny - May 27, 2011, 9:51 pm, #219274
The most entertainment for the money!


Armed Forces Day -




REINCARNATION -




JEREMY TAYLOR - “Love is friendship, set on fire.” And marriage is the thing that is born out of the ashes




MONSTERS -


TAGS: child abuse monsters arent born
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

rerun - August 9, 2010, 9:19 pm, #188423

we care because the timmys are, well timmys
rerun - August 9, 2010, 9:19 pm, #188422

we care because the timmys are, well timmys
Hawamleh - August 9, 2010, 9:13 pm, #188421
Thanks Guys, And rerun Who Cares, these Comments Are enough To make Me proud for years.
spacedog - August 9, 2010, 9:01 pm, #188418
*Hammy
spacedog - August 9, 2010, 9:01 pm, #188417
Excellent edgy poster Whammy. 5L
rerun - August 9, 2010, 9:00 pm, #188416

making comments like that is only baiting them...
Hawamleh - August 9, 2010, 8:52 pm, #188415
I Enjoyed My stay At The Top, You Sure Took your time 1l bomber :)
Hawamleh - August 9, 2010, 6:28 pm, #188397
The Pot Calling The Kettle Black :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 5:57 pm, #188395
I find this poster to be deeply disturbing....I also find Hammy to be deeply disturbing....5L
Hawamleh - August 9, 2010, 5:44 pm, #188394
thanks guys
Reality Lord - August 9, 2010, 5:14 pm, #188386

nice one dude...as always. 5 monsters for you!
Bartimaeus - August 9, 2010, 3:03 pm, #188380
Well, I'd hate to insult you but...5L
Hawamleh - August 9, 2010, 2:55 pm, #188379
thanks A Lot Man. And I will.
Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 2:45 pm, #188378
Amsome! 5L is an insult to this Hammy. Keep it up.


GREG INGLIS - State of origin ‘Queenslanders’ define origin as ‘wherever the hell I want to play'




HEY GUYS - What Are You Looking At?


TAGS: hey guys what are you looking at 101st airborne
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by Jonneria

sickartist - December 11, 2009, 10:16 pm, #144813
Having been in the 101st 1969 thru 1972... fingers in the ears is the sign for waiting for a big boom.


rights -


TAGS: born that way
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - June 1, 2014, 12:42 pm, #255158
Little Beastie Boy: You gotta fight For your right To be a turrrrr-tllle
chickenlittle - June 1, 2014, 10:48 am, #255154
Thanks MissP! I don't know what got into me last night, got bit by the motibug. I'm recovering now.
MissPriss - June 1, 2014, 2:42 am, #255130
Heya little...nice way to come back.


public service announcement billboard -




royalty -


TAGS: some are born into it
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - August 21, 2013, 10:02 am, #248874
‘Mere’ clown??!! Don’t tell that to sickartist (thank YOU, Missy)
MissPriss - August 21, 2013, 1:15 am, #248864
And isn't it a shame that his only son Ronald is nothing more than a mere clown...5L with a big thanks for the late night giggle.


SPOT THE LOON -




SELF-ADMIRATION -


TAGS: narcissism pride stubborn insecurity
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

spacedog - September 11, 2010, 10:01 pm, #193370
How are things Aggy?
Produceman117 - July 12, 2010, 12:06 am, #184145
Well written. 5L.


DESTINY -


TAGS: mods ban timmys we were born to moderate
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by rerun

spacedog - September 5, 2010, 12:53 am, #192362
Heya Rerun. Nicely done.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:46 am, #192359

funny, MC came up I google kid hammer
Cubbybear - September 5, 2010, 12:45 am, #192357
STOP.....Hammertime!


ACHIEVEMENT -




IF LIFE HAD A MEANING, - we'd all be losers.




REBIRTH - It's not about wriggling out of a hole headfirst for a second time....




ROCK-N-ROLL GOOD 2 GO! - Medic slang for This patients been "STABILIZED" bring on the next one.


TAGS: rock n roll assignment help for haiti 82nd airborne
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

_Ally - January 27, 2010, 3:23 pm, #154752
It really isn't all that great of a poster. The caption could have been better.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 27, 2010, 12:46 pm, #154730
wot doese everybody want but know-one likes?....getting excactly what they wanted. Really re-thinking that whole leave a comment thang. It's like having LEBRON JAMES judging your jump sh**.
rerun - January 27, 2010, 12:45 am, #154675

yeo - If you want higher vote count submit better material. Don't b**** about what you get. If you continue to b**** about it, you will find out that your options are very limited
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 11:41 pm, #154672
ROCK-N-ROLL GOOD FOR 1 LION!
Claire - January 26, 2010, 10:51 pm, #154667
Yeodawg, please just stop. Or at least log in more often than once a year and learn how it's done.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2010, 10:46 pm, #154666
Agreed.....1 Lion.
CANADA - January 26, 2010, 10:07 pm, #154659
poster sucks a**! 1 lion
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 10:04 pm, #154658
First of all, we cant give it a 2.5, we can only give it a 1,2,3,4,5 no decimal places. Now moving on to how I voted. I gave it a one. My reasoning, it sucks. Theres your comment.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 26, 2010, 9:55 pm, #154657
Screw You if you vote below 2.5 LIONS you should be forced to leave a comment.


Sometimes -


TAGS: stubborn cute kitten
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - June 24, 2015, 11:12 pm, #261763
LOL! Gotta watch out for that rebound impact, Oldsod!
Oldsod - June 24, 2015, 5:58 pm, #261756
I know I bounce...it's usually the second impact that does the damage, though.


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